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blondie107 Richardson, United States

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

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Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

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Don't mess with the pros.

loulumpkin 8

Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

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KittyHawkMarch 29

That's the best thing I've ever heard

You were outclassed from the start