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blondie107 Richardson, United States

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

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Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

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Don't mess with the pros.

loulumpkin 8

Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

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You'd think that a child of such parents would be a good liar.

i wonder what the lie is.

Your never gnna be able to lie to your parents ever.

Leonard Hoftstader is that you!?

Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

I can't help but wonder what it was about...?

what was the lie about?

That's adorable!

PugDelatorre 11

Well seeing that your user name is blondie i can see why.....

neuronerd 29

What does that have to do with anything? I'm in grad school for neuroscience and I'm blonde.

Mistake number 1, trying to lie to a neuroscientist and a psychologist

Don't mess with the pros.

Oh dear lord... I couldn't even imagine living with human lie detectors as parents. I would have a nervous breakdown.