Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Wasps, what the **** do they want?
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Yummy
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML
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grahmagog 14
Should have used chopsticks
moonsalt 20
I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?
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Comments (85)
Jharrist89 12
How the hell did you not know it was a wasp?! Your fault Op.
chuka81 27
well, that stings...FYL
Ameir7 10
I thought Mr Miyagi used chopsticks...
Fluffydemise 18
Damn, what a buzzkill.
Star_Fishie 12
But you caught it! That's what counts.
perdix 31
Instead of channelling Mr. Miyagi, you should watch the Entomology Channel. That channel has a few good programs scattered between the incessant re-runs of "A Bug's Life."
ViviMage 40
Your focus needs more focus!!
Rachaelc23 8
How do you mistake a wasp for a fly? YDI
jl_word 10
If you can't see the difference between a fly and a wasp you should see an optometrist. YDI
stevothedevo 25
Wasp on, Wasp off.