FML136969
Oxford, United States
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
France
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Owie
United States
Wasps, what the **** do they want?
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Stung
United Kingdom
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
MBean
The Valley, Anguilla
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Sting
Manassas, United States
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
munckncruncj15
United States
Yummy
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Human fly
Maple Ridge, Canada
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Lala
Philippines
Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML
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grahmagog 14
Should have used chopsticks
moonsalt 20
I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?
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Comments (85)
profoundkisses 18
YDI LOL
ltaper11 20
I think instead of mr. Miagi you channeled you inner three stooge
TiffGreen 11
Were you not looking at it at all?
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
YDI. Look before you try to kill an innocent insect!
TheNinjaBacon 8
Its a freakin wasp those jerks deserve to die! They're only on earth to **** shit up!
MotleyManiac 7
Wasps are pretty easily identifiable before you bare hand lunge for it like a maroon.
chanellgymnast 17
Stings to be you!
bexxiiee 11
How on earth you managed to mistake a wasp for a fly I will never know... Are you blind?
larsak 3
Did you eat it afterwards?? I'm doing a theory on to see if the fly or wasp tastes the same or don't so please do tell!
LGuard 13
You sir, are a special kind of stupid.
KareBear7364 5
I don't understand how you could replace a wasp for a fly... YDI.