Intimacy: Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty...

By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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jsmith16 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:09

why would u take those kind of pics in the FIRST place?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:17

You, sir, are an idiot. Taking pictures like that is fun, but it's always risky because they can fall into the wrong hands...

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Elision 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:47

lmaooo that's rich. YDI for not being careful.

turtlemansam 6

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:21

32- nice one. hahaha

JenniNikki 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:35

so u are so stupid

Aero1995 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:51

Yep. You're life is ******.

Mikehawk182 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 9:08

What the hell...you guys are idiots for not knowing how to spell simple words....

fishycanswim 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 15:42

It's all fun an games until someone takes out the camera...

PazBANG 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 17:50

cute abs 21. remind me of a stickfigure :) lol at this. picture your parents faces when they seen it haha!!!

meintx 9

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:28

OMG, my bf did the same thing this summer, but it was his dad that found them.

seven_to_twelve 3

Wednesday 1 September 2010 21:01

You know what the first thing you do when you take pics like that is? Put them on your computer and password protect them.

fredyc 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:38

where's part two of the story?

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Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML

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Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

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