By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 20:54 - United States - Woodbridge

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 195
You deserved it 9 420

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It must be awkward cooking with family at holiday time.

As long as it isn't typical that you are aroused by people tearing up, I think you'll live

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It must be awkward cooking with family at holiday time.

Daddy! Why's there a carrot in your pants?!

he was attending the class with his co-workers!!

43- Yes, however it is possible that he cooks with his family during the holidays. Comprende??

I'm assuming that he got a boner due to everyone's tears. Because that's funnier

As long as it isn't typical that you are aroused by people tearing up, I think you'll live

There's nothing wrong with a little sadistic tendencies.

I dunno about that, standing over a crying woman while sporting an erection always seems to get me in trouble.

Let the tears lubricate you!!!

It's like my mother always said "what part of sadist didn't you understand?"

a study showed that testosterone levels decrease in response to tears, so it was probably the onions!

My study showed that testosterone levels decreasing is the cause of tears

Yours will be the second kitchen that Chef Ramsey walks out of!

Still a better love story than Twilight :)

How is it a love story? Please explain

Twilight isn't a love story, where as this is true love between a man and a root vegetable.

There's nothing purer or more beautiful than the love between a man and the produce section.

Excuse me, but the Deli section begs to differ.

I always thought the freezer aisle was the best... Cold and filled with food that takes almost no effort to prepare.

Always gets my nipples erect...

A man truly loves his meat!

Onion and sausage.. Yum!

#48 probably already is a porn title

Were you turned on by the onions or the crying?

¿Por que a las dos?

¡ We all understood that !

#51 Why not have both? it's that stupid taco commercial.. it's an attempt at a joke..

#51 I believe it's '¿Por que no las dos?'.

The Cock teasing Onions, Shallots are no better.

Rachael Ray would like a word with you.