Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML
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Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, it was the first day of fall break from college, and I was really excited to sleep in and relax the entire weekend. Apparently my boss caught wind of my happiness and scheduled me 8am-2pm each day of break, "seeing how I don't have anything else to do." FML
Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML
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Top comments
someguy945 0
First day off in 3 whole weeks? You poor thing.
Jankae 0
if youre really that sleepy you probably shoulda been able to go back
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Comments (83)
1337copterofRofl 0
He could work seven days a week
haweb 0
You probably lied about your reasons for taking the day off, so YDI.
YveltalLugia 17
You're probably an idiot.
Blahp 0
3 weeks? So? Unless you have a brutal job, which you don't if you have an office secretary, that's really not that much.
Yarrachel 16
Why do you assume his job isn't brutal just because the office has a secretary? It's not like he has a personal secretary.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Wow Office job, tough. My father is a construction worker; works outside heat or cold, never takes a day off. No FML
explorer96 0
quit bitchin! i have to go to work later. i push carts for minimum wage and we got 3-4 inches of snow last night. roll over and go back to ****** sleep. YDI for working in a ****** office!
Hugorgy 0
YDI for being a cart pusher.
darkmis1 18
OMG! You've been working for three whole weeks? You poor, poor thing! Grow up! Some people don't get a day off for 3 YEARS, because they aren't lazy asses who just want to sleep in! YTDI!
sunshine_girl_fml 0
3 weeks? try not taking a day off for 13 years and then get back to me. Try spending every day working with (and operating on) horribly ill people, then see if you complain about not having a day off in 3 weeks.
Ramanella 26
There will always be someone who has it worse than you. So just stop talking, nobody cares. If you want to complain then send in your own FML.
killurbeer 0
you have an american name , shut the **** up dr. pepper
i_luv_cheese 0
wow your life sucks! PSYCH! go the **** back to sleep
DomK 0
How about keeping stupid electronics switched off when you really want to sleep?