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Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

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#41, yes, but I only know the shenanigans hobos play on male victims, and, yes, I'm still bitter that FML didn't publish that one.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Politely give him a parcel of food and ask him to leave. Then make sure there isn't anything funky in your car..

That's some scary shit :-(

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That's creepy AF

well hey something worse could have happened ya know.

Thanks for the F shack love dirty mike and the boys

Truly scary stuff; at least they left you without harming you.

Did your mouth taste funny?

She said hobo not clown XD

Why are there so many comments saying "give him food/water/money/a ride to a shelter" WHY would you offer ANYONE, homeless or not, ANYTHING when they've just broken into your car?! With you in it.

Maybe he watching out for you from the evil hobos while getting a comfy and warm place to sit. At least you woke up to him just sitting there, not touching you or rifling through your things.

you must be a deep sleeper! that is uber creepy!!

Are people really defending a hobo for breaking into someone's car? If that was your car and you woke up next to a hobo, I highly doubt you'd be so quick to defend.

Yeah seriously... this is like defending someone who breaks into a house because they've come upon tough times. Come on people, think please. >.>

lovelyweirdo 4

must have be fun