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Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

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perdix 29

#41, yes, but I only know the shenanigans hobos play on male victims, and, yes, I'm still bitter that FML didn't publish that one.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Politely give him a parcel of food and ask him to leave. Then make sure there isn't anything funky in your car..

froggyjade 16

That's some scary shit :-(

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tellyc 27

That's scary!

patrickalamo 47

Just get the dude a Snickers and a 40...

JustClaire95 13

That is so creepy! I don't know what I'd have done!

JMichael 25

Screamed and told him to get he **** out of your car.

azyjazy713 11

I have to know what happened next!!!

Purplexus 14

That's quite impressive

limitedition 25

You are at making friends level: expert.

Keattles 14

At least you got a good nap in ^^

worldclassrager 39

Creepy...what did you do?