Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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Top comments
Original_Outcast 23
And you milady have been friendzoned or sistered I feel you.
d4m4s74 12
Familyzoned!
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Comments (105)
BigSexy123 11
Spoiler alert: so called "friendzoning" happens to both genders. The surprise/victory read in the tone of some of these comments is astounding; you act like YOU'RE the only ones who are unlucky in love, and that women intentionally do it to you in order to hurt your precious feelings. Grow up and learn some perspective, why don't you.
Seirye14 11
I know that feel, OP. I know that feel.
iamthunder 4
A moment of silence for the young lady who was family zoned!
onorexveritas 24
you should've tried while your hormones were flaring
PhishloverA 14
Wow, you got sibling zoned. That's worse than friend zoned.
BigDogMatt 13
Now you know how us guys feel when we get friendzoned
b7o7r7 1
A classic case of Friendzoning.
c4rpi0 20
Liking someone who doesn't like you back is the worst :(
Captain_Flappers 7
Dick
AlexiAwesome 10
Maybe... You're secretly his sister & even though he loves you too, it can never be because he doesn't believe in incest.