Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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Top comments
Original_Outcast 23
And you milady have been friendzoned or sistered I feel you.
d4m4s74 12
Familyzoned!
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Comments (105)
kabza 13
shame OP. i feel for you, slap him with your TiT
upallnight11 19
He sounds like a real douche.
ThatMightHurt 7
That's rather painful. My sympathies, poor thing.
01Ben21 10
At least you had the courage to tell him. Most line their entire life without doing that.
KingCeltic77 18
Freindzone: it happens to girls too.
pedinhuh 23
It hurts doesn't???
BellaBelle_fml 23
Yes, rejection does typically hurt. What was your point?
HigherChamp 11
family zoned lvl: FML lol
SynysterNero 20
This one is actually worth putting on fml. A lot of these are just stupid but being friend zoned always blows.
jazzmancarron 11
finally, a broad that knows what its like to be friend zoned
graphicstyle7 17
Y'know, at least it's out of your system now. Time to DATE a LOT and Move ON.