Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
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Top comments
AlwayzCelly 13
So consider yourself his boyfriend because with that comment, he's already at rock bottom
kitkat2701 18
What a douche!
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Comments (78)
lifegetsbetter29 2
Forget that loser! Hang in there, you'll find a guy who's worth crushing on soon.
hurley12 30
You don't deserve to be anyone's last option. That's not true love. Who wants to date a douchebag who says that anyways.
jsgervais84_fml 12
you deserve better than that.
chocolatefrog28 29
Sure, everyone has their own right to say no to a date/relationship/whatnot, but the people they say it to have a right not to be treated rudely. He should have had some manners (or at least feelings) and expressed himself in a less douche-y way. You're better off moving on without this one, OP, and finding a guy that respects other people before opening his god-awful mouth.
lvg_fml 10
What a asshole. Consider yourself lucky to have dodged a bullet
imtooshy 18
I hope that his response was a big enough turn off for you to get over him at lightning speed....what a jerk! Sorry OP.
br00kr 22
I once asked a guy that i liked and he said eewww no you have autism.
Tressa1982 18
what a dick! don't worry he'll come back around and then you can say it right back to him lol
br00kr 22
I don't know if you were talking to me but if so thanks and I have a nice boyfriend now that loves me and i love him.
graphicstyle7 17
He sounds like a huge jerk. It would not get better even if you met his "standards". After an answer like that, he should not meet yours.
Svenz_Lv 7
At least he has considered you .... #silverlining :)