Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
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Top comments
AlwayzCelly 13
So consider yourself his boyfriend because with that comment, he's already at rock bottom
kitkat2701 18
What a douche!
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Comments (78)
SmittyKick 18
Btw how does anyone vote YDI ?
ironik69 31
By simply tapping the button that says you deserve it? Duh!
Pwn17 25
To get the badge, on accident, or just to be dipshits.
migueljm5 18
I want to use that line now
subwaysurfers 13
That would make you a complete douche. And if you're already planning on it, I guess you are one.
migueljm5 18
Sorry i didnt know sarcasm isnt allowed
ashleighlaine 21
well at least he showed you how douchey he really is so you can move on to the next.
cottoncandymango 17
He just hit rock bottom with that asshole of a comment.
chanellgymnast 17
Did you say, "I'll show you rock bottom!" And kick him in the sack until he falls the floor?
jw90 18
Sucks to be a last resort. You definitely deserve better.
starw0lf 31
After he gets hit with a Rock Bottom, he can check himself in at the Heartbreak Hotel.
ShawnBushOG 9
That is a dick move. I would never say that, and I've been called an "asshole" before.
FairlyWise 9
Good to know you aren't invisible.
twinkiefeets 17
So you still have a chance! Awesome! It all depends how you look at things, but seriously if someone talks to you like that they aren't even worth getting upset over. Move on, crush over!