Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
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Top comments
AlwayzCelly 13
So consider yourself his boyfriend because with that comment, he's already at rock bottom
kitkat2701 18
What a douche!
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Comments (78)
crisanba 18
What a douche bag and I know douche bag
Bobby_007 9
And in a few years this douche is going to wonder why he cant find a good person to be with, its because he was an asshole or put them on the sidelines thinking she will still be their for him, when he's good and ready. I say you're better off Op be glad you dodged that bullet.
CallMeWindSock 24
Tell him you can't *pffbbt* understand *pffbbt* his *pffbbt* accent.
AcieMcG 21
Lol I was waiting for someone to make that reference.
awkward611 26
and this is where you move on because hes an ass
BelfastNuts 15
Really? That seems quite harsh...
JoseIsAdork 31
don't let him get you down. I'm sure there are way better guys out there!
Chevrille 8
Rock and a hard place if you know what I mean.
theofficialkumar 6
Put it this way, if he says stuff like that then you really don't want him in your life! You can get someone who treats you right :)
worldclassrager 41
You have a chance right? Hope he hits rock bottom... Okay i know that's a mean thing to say...
Amranih 20
U shouldve slapped him