Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Top comments
the1truebob 0
I can understand why she'd be devastated. But, honestly, that's a ridiculous question to ask. If you honestly have to ask that type of question, be prepared for heartbreak, because you're not going to last. Have some trust in your relationship and support his decision. Don't make his leaving for basic training about you. Asking a question like that shows him that all you care about is whether or not he'll still care for you. It's not about you. It's about him. Stop being so selfish.
HJB 0
Sounds like a typical female to say something she doesn't mean to get a man to say something he doesn't mean..... YDI
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Comments (177)
42billybob 5
honesty, the best quality
reality_stricken 0
haha, i'm flattered you think i'm a bitch when none of you even know me, him, nor our relationship history. if your definition of 'enjoying' semi-single life is cheating, then i'd hate myself too because my definition has nothing to do with cheating. more of the keeping myself busy with fun, happy friends because he asked me to.
xmusicxaddict13x 0
Yeah, when my ex decided to join the Marines, he actually said the same thing. I cried, and he rolled his eyes and told his mom that I was "overly emotional." I feel your pain.
jacksta2405 0
why on earth would you be flattered to have people think your a bitch? Honestly that is very immature. And perhaps we are all thinking this because you say things like semi-single life and that your the idiot for doubting everything when its probably you who will feel different. Thats such a load of crap. Yes I worry about my boyfriend being in the army and how it will all play out, and before he got accepted to the army I did not think much of it and he totally opened my eyes.. and after hearing stories of all his buddies being cheated on and abused by girlfriends and wives I would never say things like you have been. Chances are you would be the person to cheat on him or completely leave his side in a time of support. If you are saying things like this I do not blame your boyfriend for saying shit happens. Instead maybe try supporting him and becoming involved in his dreams instead of being so self absorbed because your scared of being emotionally hurt. People get over emotions, being the in army has so many greater risks and traumatizing experiences that will change a persons life.
EvanTheExile 0
I hear that evryday
alexandriakid 0
Kickass boyfriend.
wh0givesafuxck 0
well if you just so happen to cheat on him "shit happens"
courtneysoraya 0
Lol. When I was dating my ex. I was like "So are we alright now" And he was like "I don't know. It's something I have to go home and think about" And I was like "Oh, Ok, because you said you were in it for the long term" And he was like "Yeah, well. shit happens"
Ninjaface 0
There's honest, and there's ARMY honest!
w_axlerod 0
Well, are you really going to want him after he starts killing people? Think about it.