Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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the1truebob 0
I can understand why she'd be devastated. But, honestly, that's a ridiculous question to ask. If you honestly have to ask that type of question, be prepared for heartbreak, because you're not going to last. Have some trust in your relationship and support his decision. Don't make his leaving for basic training about you. Asking a question like that shows him that all you care about is whether or not he'll still care for you. It's not about you. It's about him. Stop being so selfish.
HJB 0
Sounds like a typical female to say something she doesn't mean to get a man to say something he doesn't mean..... YDI
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ImLMFAOAtYou 0
LMFAO!
Darkaiku 0
You know, I can't blame you for asking him that at all. Some, no most, people change so much after going through Basic Training. When my boyfriend went through it I was terrified he would change, becoming a complete a**hole. All the people commenting how rude or stupid or whatever it was of you to ask have obviously never seen someone go through Basic and become a completely different person. It's a scary thing to be close to someone, think you know them... only to have them come back after 2 1/2 months different. So I completely understand your reasoning. Yep yep.
SwagaasauR 0
this wouldn't have happened if you were in the kitchen
klilianac 0
Hahahahahahaha
fromthesuck 8
here's an idea... maybe he was joking. and maybe he already told her that and she's now fishing from all you for a little pity. not saying it's the case but it seems to me that these things are never as cut and dry as posted
adnama22 6
maybe he was having an off day yeah it was a bit mean but it's the truth she could fall inlove with someone else he could die she could die he could cheat I'm nit saying it will but there is alot if scenarios to it and b4 any stereotyping goes on remember no one knows them they prob are just taking eachday as it goes and working on ut the whole way I'm 17 pritty deep lol
fogrunner 13
... What? Use punctuation, FFS.
wallstreet23 0
wow thats something i would say. that does suck though sorry
applecakes123 0
Ethan always says shit happens
lena_redhead 0
my boyfriend said that he wasn't gonna find anyone else.. but he came home fir basic he was texting a "battlebuddy" and during ait I blocked her from his phone becase he's on my families plan...
shrutiladia 1
Hey same thing happened to me!!!although my boyfriend was kidding!!
ryanebk 7
You just want assurance like every girl I've dated. Sounding like my ex "you're cheating on me! Go get with one of your other girls!" okay.....