I almost lost my father to carbon monoxide poisoning. It's nothing to play around with.

Glad you're an English major.

Glad you're tryna teach niggas how to spell on FML. -.-

*Cue

What does his TV have anything to do with… ? He doesn't understand how to work the alarm. Some fire alarms start wailing when the battery is almost out, without smoke or fire.

it doesn't say anything about the alarms so stop assuming

It said his detector went off, with a loud noise. Please don't tell me you're being serious, #18

#18, TVs and blenders have nothing to do the post. The point of him saying he can't work simple electronics is most likely an alarm was beeping, which is why he thought he was getting carbon monoxide poisoning, which is why he wrote the FML. It's simple sense, not assuming. What you said made absolutely no sense.

#18..... Just leave.

18 - it DOES say about the detector, what post are you reading?

Detector=Alarm @sunnyskys

I don't think this is the same thing. .

Not always. Many people have high blood pressure for which no drug or lifestyle change can help.