Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
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illinoiscentral 16
All's well that ends well, right?
zinoxity 23
Well the good thing is that you were originally careful with it, and thanks to that, you still have it! :D
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Comments (44)
grumper 14
the exact same thing happend to me last year ...only I choose to make my friends help me...six people searching in the dark through 30cm of snow wasn't as funny as it sounds...and....i was so embarrest I thought about hiding my ring after I found it next to the sink
worldclassrager 41
I take my ring off and put it in my pocket...try that next time
redstone7693 29
one time I lost a sock and at the end of the day I found out that I had two socks on the same foot
ruxtain 15
Been there, done that. I really think there should be a device to help people find stuff.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Look on the bright side -- you didn't lose it, right?
jaydemonkey 6
I always do that
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
I would've done the same thing. That's something very important.
shortswimmer17 28
not an FML you found it be happy :) I wore my boyfriends ring one day and I think my dog ate it :( I never left the house with it and it never turned up
SgtofHell 8
Haha sounds like something I couldve done! ^-^ Glad you found it eventually! (:
casscass999 7
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