Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
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Top comments
CharlotteRx 4
Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )
martic835 2
Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.
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Comments (125)
Turbolag25 7
Oh come on, I could think of almost 8 girls off the top of my head including all my other friends.
snafu57 1
I'll be glad to be one of your 5. Just call me. my number's in the book. oh, my name? that's in the book too.
xwhitneyblairx 0
Micheal Scott reference!
Hiropon 0
Make some friends, hun. I promise it'll really help later on~... ._.
Hiropon 0
That goes for the trolls on FML, too. (:
ensemble_coeur 0
holy shit, then go make some friends and stop complaining!
burningpassion 3
oooh what phone company is that? i want it!!!
ct08 0
mamas boy, that's why you have no friends.
iBramoh 0
being alone is the best thing someday you'll miss it .
treylynne 0
ahaha... I don't even have a that plan for a celly phone. but I already got my five ppls I would pick.