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By Crying - 29/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 00:03

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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fireice22 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:04

Tell him you are pregnant.

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Thursday 1 March 2012 0:07

Her pregnancy test

Comments

dumbeazy 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:45

HA!

roppar 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:43

Dear Girls, If the teacher doesn't understand you and let you out because of your period, then you complain. If the teacher tries asks you, if you want to go out because of your period, then you complain. Please refrain from being an idiot. Sincerely, Roppar

jshicksSN 0

Friday 2 March 2012 0:01

Hahahaha! Special time?! Yep. Some "special time" it is when we bleed for a week...

greeneyedpothead 10

Friday 2 March 2012 4:18

Ha, reminds me of this week's episode of modern family lol. They were all so emotional!! :-D

strawberryspacejam 11

Friday 2 March 2012 5:00

your teacher rocks! and toughen up jeez!

angel315781 0

Friday 2 March 2012 5:12

lol lol sorry

skoal96 2

Friday 2 March 2012 6:02

Today I was bored so I called a boy who I met yesterday and gave oral to while I was under the influence. I told him if he gave me a ride home I would give him road head. He told me he'll be over in a bit. He arrived and I got in and gave him what he promised. He then dropped me off and I went inside my house. I then received a phone call from the boy saying his identical brother stole his phone and car. Fml