Animals: Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that...

By beccadabeast - 30/06/2014 06:44 - United States - Mesa

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Monday 30 June 2014 22:54

Today, your cat was not a pussy.

Colecto_fml 26

Monday 30 June 2014 22:54

Was the cat okay?

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ouadra 1

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:03

At least he you realized

Sam_A16_ 6

Saturday 5 July 2014 2:36

This is too funny. Nice to know the cat is okay though

nightmare314 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 20:09

I can just picture that, I can't breath. That's too funny lmao.

sohibil 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:48

*imagines the cat surfing the car like in a Bond movie* Cool :)

kybugz 7

Saturday 19 July 2014 18:55

My mother in law did that once. But she drove all the way to work and the cat was up there.

733yoda_fml 19

Wednesday 24 December 2014 0:27

That's pretty epic. Especially if the cat jumps off and transforms into SuperCat, and flies into the window of your car.

123Puppy 33

Monday 20 April 2020 5:48

You should’ve been more careful with your cat. :(

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