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By BoboDaMonkey - 19/01/2017 22:40 - United States - Edwardsville

Today, I slept through my alarm. After rushing to get ready for school i got out the door and its raining.. then i look down the street and i see my bus driving off.. so then i had to walk to school in the rain. when i got there my friends made jokes about it all day... FML

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tb1988 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 0:36

I haven't gotten a pussy for a long time. Feel like cheating on this bitch. She can keep her golden pussy, though I aint seen golden on yet.

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tb1988 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 0:36

I haven't gotten a pussy for a long time. Feel like cheating on this bitch. She can keep her golden pussy, though I aint seen golden on yet.

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