Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about something. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I was expecting new computer parts so I can upgrade my hardware. I was hoping they would get here before I had to leave for work, but they showed up half an hour after my shift started. Now I have $700 worth of computer hardware sitting on my porch for my whole shift. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML
Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML
Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
It's ok. Most guys are pretty cool watching girls kissing boxes. ;)
moodyreallyrocks 27
That is definitely a new level of excitement!!
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
It's ok. Most guys are pretty cool watching girls kissing boxes. ;)
moodyreallyrocks 27
That is definitely a new level of excitement!!
jcash52426 5
Why didn't you kiss the computer. Also isn't that box covered in germs.
species4872 20
Who cares, it was NEW.
undebatable52419 5
we've all been there
TMO2142 25
Getting a new pc is one of the best things in the world
species4872 20
Just think how excited your cat will be... a new box.
shitstorm28 11
might as well take it a step further. make eye contact, lick the box, and wink at him.
trucker2 33
Hey probably thought your new sex toy arrived....giggles
brenton490 19
It's okay I kissed all the boxes my computer parts came in as well!
iswearimhuman 12
"We all have hobbies."