Geek and Delivery: Geeking out

Geeking out

By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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By Sam - 21/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about something. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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Safe and sound

By Anonymous - 22/06/2025 05:00 - United States - Western Springs

Today, I was expecting new computer parts so I can upgrade my hardware. I was hoping they would get here before I had to leave for work, but they showed up half an hour after my shift started. Now I have $700 worth of computer hardware sitting on my porch for my whole shift. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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Nice way to end the day

By welp - 27/12/2015 05:08 - United States - Grass Lake

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

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Oh shit

By TGIF - 09/11/2025 00:00

Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 03:02 - Canada

Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 January 2017 9:38

It's ok. Most guys are pretty cool watching girls kissing boxes. ;)

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 20 January 2017 9:48

That is definitely a new level of excitement!!

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 January 2017 9:38

It's ok. Most guys are pretty cool watching girls kissing boxes. ;)

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 20 January 2017 9:48

That is definitely a new level of excitement!!

jcash52426 5

Friday 20 January 2017 12:13

Why didn't you kiss the computer. Also isn't that box covered in germs.

species4872 19

Saturday 21 January 2017 19:26

Who cares, it was NEW.

undebatable52419 5

Friday 20 January 2017 14:21

we've all been there

TMO2142 25

Friday 20 January 2017 17:32

Getting a new pc is one of the best things in the world

species4872 19

Friday 20 January 2017 18:36

Just think how excited your cat will be... a new box.

shitstorm28 11

Friday 20 January 2017 21:17

might as well take it a step further. make eye contact, lick the box, and wink at him.

trucker2 33

Saturday 21 January 2017 2:54

Hey probably thought your new sex toy arrived....giggles

brenton490 19

Saturday 21 January 2017 5:10

It's okay I kissed all the boxes my computer parts came in as well!

iswearimhuman 12

Saturday 21 January 2017 13:52

"We all have hobbies."

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