By gettingacat - 17/12/2009 14:32 - United States

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML
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CallMeHush 0

In three days he will return to you... where have I read that before?

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f_alltheirlives 3

d o g - g o d !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This bitch is the anti christ!!!

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silbern 0

the anti-Christ has arrived in the form of a dog! holy shit!

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palasarop 0

thats stupid the anti christ arrived in the form of carl rove

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Sarcastic_Lady 0

How exactly is this an FML? "My dog ate a decoration. He'll be fine. He'll poop it out in a few days. My life sucks" really?

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Shady_R 0

I put small objects where my dog could eat them and than I didn't have to pay for super expensive surgery to save his life.

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tschoiuss 0

This is not an FML! This is just plain funny!!! I think there is another website for funny stories.

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flemhead 0

holy shit, it's the Second coming of Christ! prepare for the rapture!!!!!!! lol

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