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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By sadlife - 06/01/2011 03:35

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:56 - India - Chennai

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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toxic_walrus 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:21

Your girlfriend is awesome

pills_here 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:22

I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!

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Becca_Bear_98 19

Friday 13 June 2014 0:26

well she is offering to be your hand. . . xD

kirbinowski 2

Friday 13 June 2014 2:58

Is in a relationship with his hand

VaishakHolla 14

Friday 13 June 2014 4:40

Damn! She knows how to screw u in public. Be careful next time

lennon_ 16

Friday 13 June 2014 7:36

lol your girlfriend is totes hilar.

jazzmin1997 16

Friday 13 June 2014 23:53

She's a keeper ;)

Suttonm 3

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:11

I don't understand!

Chibi_Kitten 24

Monday 16 June 2014 3:43

You should change your name to her finger

reno1496 6

Monday 16 June 2014 4:44

Sorry but that is hilarious!

Ghost86 17

Monday 16 June 2014 16:37

OP if you can't appreciate a sense of humor that clever. I gladly will lol ...that's priceless lol

leahree 23

Tuesday 17 June 2014 0:24

Lol I'm sorry, but that's great

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