Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML
Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
Just admit it, you hacked into her Facebook account and you are also responsible for the whole Sony attack. You damn sophisticated hacker OP!
SarahSehhati 40
Did you try explaining to her how to use Facebook?
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Comments (49)
Classy_Sassy15 18
She doesn't understand how Facebook works just be patient and understanding with her op. Try explaining to her that you cab make comments on posts.
PSYqualiac 17
There's no way to explain things to crazy... the woman is clearly senile.
christian1509 21
Aww, what a loving grandmother (':
quesok 22
See, aren't we all better off without Facebook
abbylouise_x3 7
Delete.
N3766 20
Hi Grandma...
khoov19 20
nd this is proof tht FB will be the death of us all...ERR...NOT AT ALL!!! cuz if it was this post wouldn't be so funny...good luck with grandma
ShadowlessSpear 21
Sorry but, what?
brittaaany_93 38
I think he's trying to communicate with us... I just can't quite make out what he's saying.
PSYqualiac 17
Translation: "And this is proof rhat FaceBook will be the death of us all"... err... not at all! Because if it was this post wouldn't be so funny... Good luck with Grandma. He was commenting about why people who think Facebook is bad are wrong.
YourOpinionSucks 22
That's pretty funny. My grandma is new to texting and Facebook. She doesn't understand what emoticons are for. It's adorable
littlekellilee 45
I've been texting since I was 16 and I don't understand what emoticons are for. I can't imagine a time that I'd send a picture of a hospital as emphasis of telling someone I'm on my way to the hospital, or something like that.
PSYqualiac 17
Emoticons are for sending a visual representation of your emotions. Too bad there is no emoticon for how done the stereotypical white girl is. (Sorry, had too...)
topher5110 7
Next she write "I unfriend you!"
SMHsohard 22
That's not how it works! That's not how any of this works!
FemskyD 26
Wauw your grandma s embarrased Having you on her page..
FitFriday 32
This is just a hunch, but I think she likes you