Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote...

By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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Roasted

By JPark - 23/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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Xquisite1 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:27

Just admit it, you hacked into her Facebook account and you are also responsible for the whole Sony attack. You damn sophisticated hacker OP!

SarahSehhati 40

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:32

Did you try explaining to her how to use Facebook?

Comments

Classy_Sassy15 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 9:12

She doesn't understand how Facebook works just be patient and understanding with her op. Try explaining to her that you cab make comments on posts.

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 11:30

There's no way to explain things to crazy... the woman is clearly senile.

christian1509 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 9:30

Aww, what a loving grandmother (':

quesok 22

Saturday 28 February 2015 9:33

See, aren't we all better off without Facebook

abbylouise_x3 7

Saturday 28 February 2015 9:55

Delete.

N3766 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 11:50

Hi Grandma...

khoov19 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 10:13

nd this is proof tht FB will be the death of us all...ERR...NOT AT ALL!!! cuz if it was this post wouldn't be so funny...good luck with grandma

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 16:46

Sorry but, what?

brittaaany_93 38

Saturday 28 February 2015 18:53

I think he's trying to communicate with us... I just can't quite make out what he's saying.

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 11:33

Translation: "And this is proof rhat FaceBook will be the death of us all"... err... not at all! Because if it was this post wouldn't be so funny... Good luck with Grandma. He was commenting about why people who think Facebook is bad are wrong.

YourOpinionSucks 22

Saturday 28 February 2015 10:36

That's pretty funny. My grandma is new to texting and Facebook. She doesn't understand what emoticons are for. It's adorable

littlekellilee 45

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:36

I've been texting since I was 16 and I don't understand what emoticons are for. I can't imagine a time that I'd send a picture of a hospital as emphasis of telling someone I'm on my way to the hospital, or something like that.

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 11:34

Emoticons are for sending a visual representation of your emotions. Too bad there is no emoticon for how done the stereotypical white girl is. (Sorry, had too...)