Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Today, after undergoing a rigorous diet and exercise program, I was proud of losing 65 lbs in 3 months. When my favorite client saw me gleaming from my results, she loudly exclaimed that, “all life is sacred.” She assumed I'd had an abortion. FML
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
You can! it takes hard work, but you can do it. eat healthier and move around more, I believe in you ;)
LordIdaho 0
Hate to break it to ya sweetheart but no one force fed you all those oreos
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Comments (74)
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Boo hoo. Im fat as well, but you don't see me bitching. Get the **** over it. It was probably your fault anyway.
TimmyC 0
Like aggravation isn't immature. it's a sense of making things worse which is childish AKA immature in case you didn't know. I'm recommending things the OP can do in a MATURE manner. But I'd have to agree with the last thing you said.
jacquelinexlee 0
you can do it ! excersize,eat healthier and have some confidence it may be challenging but in the end it will totally be worth it! :)
sfdrf 0
2 things... also saw one of these adds next to this... Also most of the adds on the net these days have some fat hairy fella as the before then a skinny hot chick in a bikini as the after...
pgma14 0
hahah u fat texas bastard texas has the most overweight people in the entire country! probiboly the enire world!
hthelittleone 10
quit complaining, get off fml, and go do something about it stupid ass
ecascio2010 9
get off your ass and start doing stuff.
nick3600 22
YDI NOW GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THA COUCH ABANDON THOSE CREME PUFF PIES AND LOSE WEIGHT FAT BITCH!!
MaryPoppins88 14
you can, exercise and eat healthy!
FifaFtw 0
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