Miscellaneous: Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful...

By karaokestar - 23/04/2009 04:42 - Canada

Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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By fuck's sake - 16/04/2016 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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By Cossack_Man - 25/08/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML

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By Fillie - 21/02/2024 12:00

Today, I took part in a karaoke night, and confidently chose "Man in The Mirror" by Michael Jackson, but forgot that the song has a key change. My attempt to hit the high note sounded like a cat being stepped on. I didn't survive the embarrassment. FML

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By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:13

Wow. The Karaoke critics by you are a lot harsher than any karaoke bar I have ever been to. Usually they just heckle you if your bad.

The_Real_Peter 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:21

Umm miss? I do not understand one word you just typed.

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:13

Wow. The Karaoke critics by you are a lot harsher than any karaoke bar I have ever been to. Usually they just heckle you if your bad.

Nadramia 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:15

yest you werent hurt enough to right this?? meh well tis life...

The_Real_Peter 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:21

Umm miss? I do not understand one word you just typed.

ScottyD620 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:29

I've wished I could do that to people singing karaoke before. Esp songs like that.

_7_Anonymous_7_ 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:29

I doubt you were assaulted because of your singing. But that is quite ironic. You consider singing Karaoke a performance?

Duckie101 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:31

at least u have a fan base :D

Eresbel 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:55

laissez-faire (with an "e") is most appropriately used for economics.

drummerforever 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 7:38

true. i just learned that and im in 9th grade lol

asxp10 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:41

Agree with #4. It's probably not your singing, just tough luck. Sorry :/ FYL.

BerryRockstar 9

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:41

Karaoke rules.

Dhamy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:45

I agree with number 4. But,yeah, that must have sucked.

swanlee 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:48

That's what you get for taking this karaoke crap so seriously, your not a star, if you were you'd be rich. Karaoke is for un talented drama queens that want attention.