Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I had to help my grandma because her TV suddenly stopped working. She has cable as well as satellite, so she figured she didn't need the satellite receiver anymore. Apparently the best way to do get rid of it was to cut all the cables connected to the TV. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Idk whats funnier, the fact she thought your computer was a tv, or that she'd throw the "tv" away just because she'd had to get up to control it.
Starfire22 5
Omg that sucks but it's really funny at the same time!
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Comments (96)
sacman 0
you probably can fix this by beating her...
erowlyn 0
that cracked me up funniest fml ever!
fafa123_fml 0
goddamn old people... when i get old, im gonna hire a guy to kill me so i wont be a retard who just gets in the way like that guy/girl
couny343 1
ahaha even if the tv didn't respond put some batteries in the remote hah
dudeitsdanny 10
She thought she didn't have to, because the remote was in a dock. She couldn't figure out why there would be a new voice message on the remote's dock, though
bbq34567 3
My unnoficial diagnosis is alzheimers
indygirl24 0
Gramma's are wonderful that way, I feel bad for you but I had a good laugh
J1208 2
I have the same problems teaching my grandma how that stuff works '-'
mh_mini 0
thats what you get for having an all-in-one mac. btw that still really sucks. i'd be so mad!
woofis 0
Rofl I'd be so pissed That almost happens to my xbox
FarSide 23
I would have thrown grandma's ass out... since her pacemaker no longer responded to the remote.