Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I had to help my grandma because her TV suddenly stopped working. She has cable as well as satellite, so she figured she didn't need the satellite receiver anymore. Apparently the best way to do get rid of it was to cut all the cables connected to the TV. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Idk whats funnier, the fact she thought your computer was a tv, or that she'd throw the "tv" away just because she'd had to get up to control it.
Starfire22 5
Omg that sucks but it's really funny at the same time!
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Fresh2death2021 0
Idk whats funnier, the fact she thought your computer was a tv, or that she'd throw the "tv" away just because she'd had to get up to control it.
jonnymohio 2
Toss her in the dumpster, 'cause she no longer works either (only works if she's retired).
HJB 0
You haven't been there in a year, so obviously not that important...
jessxoxo28 5
lmao!!! ur granny's hilarious!!!
mrdecay 3
http://ihatejade.com/?id=dqc4k15a82r8bqf5e09ihi52qonzgt woo
farhil 14
smashly Ashley, I am not replying to your post, because I can't, I am on my phone... figure it out PHONE FML phone=/=computer... therefore, he could be using his phone
hXcsoccerplaya 0
nows the time to get a new desktop and lecture your granny about dem newfangled TVs
jadeyman 0
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perdix 31
Sell your grandma for spare parts and buy a new computer with the money you make. One kidney could probably get you a nice computer, but both kidneys could get you an awesome gaming rig AND a printer!
Ohnothingreally 0
Also this.
EmmaElaine 0
Nah, all her stuff is probably out dated. :/
perdix 31
You're probably right. The OP is probably going to have to throw in the liver, spleen and pancreas to get that stuff. If the old bag lived right, maybe she could sell her gall bladder for an iPhone (3Gs, bithces!)
noshitsherlock 0
oh man, old people are soooo ******* STUPID. I'm so glad my parents will never be like this because they're not retards.
ProtoBuster_1 5
I've seen senility in old people before, but this is the first time I've read of someone being that damn senile! I wonder if he can trade her for his computer?
FarSide 23
This has little to do with senility, and everything to do with ignorance. Grandma's and your's.