Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I woke up to the inside of my house covered in bees. Hundreds of them. I have been complaining about a bee problem to the HOA for two weeks, and their response has been, “The hive was taken care of." Well, a few hundred bees inside and a few thousand on my outside wall beg to disagree. FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
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Top comments
optimusprime0069 8
oh thats gotta "sting"!
largefoofighter 0
I hate bees I'd rather listen to Rebecca black..... nah I'll take the bees
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Comments (99)
mrahhhhh 21
At least you have a possible excuse to use a flamethrower... that's pretty badass. Or liquid nitrogen, that's badass too. Surprisingly, these are actually very effective and often used weapons against bees.
Jrefinne 7
That's something Rammstein would do!
ilikebluee 0
Ouch!
J223 0
At least you weren't robbed.
spazyman 0
Hive of bees on the doorknob, the perfect anti-burglary device.
TrollinTroller 0
YDI for going to Jamaica you pothead.
DarkHelmet 10
YTDI I can't even think of something witty & clever to say about ur stupidity!!
Doortje 30
Bee glad no one mugged your place.
saltycookies 5
You should push someone inside and hold the door shut from outside
RainbowHeadache 2
Those bees are as good as an attack dog. Keep them.
djdailey 6
damn Sally your cute:)
redbluegreen 41
I bet you're really feeling the sting for your careless actions. Next time, make sure to bee more careful.
MakeAScene 4
I guess those bees are jamaican you crazy.