By puzzled - 10/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML
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For clarification, the first part of the letter, which I had pieced together, sounded like it was going to be a love letter. He was talking about how love was a puzzle and usually the pieces fit together perfectly, but sometimes it takes a little bit of work and effort to put together. Then he started talking about our relationship and all the fun times we've had. Then came the last piece. He ended by saying that our puzzle was a waste of time and should have been left out on the table unfinished, where hopefully the pieces would get lost and the puzzle could be thrown away.

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How many pieces was the puzzle? Cause, how did it take you until the very end to realise it wasn't a love letter? On the upside, you've just given me an awesome idea for a love letter.

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he went thru a lot of trouble to break up with you. planning it out, sending more pieces every day, being an asshole.

So let me get this straight- it took every single piece of a puzzle to tell you that it was a breakup note and not a love letter? What, did the puzzle say I WANT TO REAK UP and you were too retarded to deduce that the missing piece contained a B and that REAK UP was not some lavish compliment or proclamation of his undying love?

Good riddance. Your boyfriend is sooo lame.

What #87 said. And from the elaboration in #66, it sounds like the prick went out of his way to be as cruel as possible. Horrible way for it to happen, but at least you don't have to have anything to do with him anymore, right?

planetearth 0

and you didn't notice until the LAST piece??? I think you might deserve to be dumped.. you seem stupid.

#68: I'm sure you'd think it was fun if it had happened to you. :/ To the OP, sorry about that, but seriously, if he's that big of an ass to dump you in such a way, then he doesn't deserve you. Best of luck, and don't worry, you'll find someone infinitely more awesome for you out there. :]

well.. at least he broke up with you in a romantic way ^^