Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
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DocBastard 40
Flowers = I cheated on you Perfume = I crashed your car Clothes = I stole money from your purse Candy = I secretly hate your mother Diamond = I secretly ****** your mother
allmidnighteyes 11
"you are the defanition of "moron"" "defanition of "moron"" "defanition" Pot, meet kettle.
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Yo_daddy 0
I hope you dump his punk ass!
mintcar 10
Aww, sorry OP. At least he came clean about it? Good luck.
insanesna1l 0
yeah I doubt he is coming clean. "hey babe, you have herpes. have some roses"
andrej07 0
at least he gave you something although it could of been better
allmidnighteyes 11
Flowers? Come the **** on. Shit's WEEEAK, yo. He could've at least serenaded you with "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.
lovexbox 8
Anyone could buy flowers. Now being serenaded would actually show some love and effort.
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
I remember listening to this song, and not understanding it as a kid. That's a good idea! ;)
lilvic56 5
haha i fking love that song
DRIEAM 0
Ydi for going for a guy like that. Guys dont just wake up with the intention to cheat. Usually you can tell a good one from a bad one.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That's really not true, there are people who go their whole lives without cheating or the intention to cheat until the day they do. There are also people who are really good at keeping their bastard/bitch sides hidden in the earlier stages of a relationship. Then they slowly let it leak out.
DocBastard 40
Flowers = I cheated on you Perfume = I crashed your car Clothes = I stole money from your purse Candy = I secretly hate your mother Diamond = I secretly ****** your mother
louie111887 0
hmm maybe you should leave him. or talk it out. or cheat on him to make it even ? don't do that last one cause then you will just go down to his level. which isn't good.
tt16 2
wow! well mine did the same but didn't get me anything.
notsooriginalfml 0
at least he was kind enough to admit to it and apologize. would you prefer he just lied about it like most other guys?
kweenbitch 0
it is preferred he kept his dick in his pants....or better yet, split up w/ the current SO if he wants to go **** around. simple enough for dumb-asses like you and OP's BF.
sweet_candy_ 17
I know right. Once a cheater always a cheater.