Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML
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faily_tales 16
OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?
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Welshite 40
And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."
RememberSchlitz 9
I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.
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Comments (67)
WJM505 14
Insert "The more you know."
newzealand 28
No, stop inserting things!
ClevelendBrown 9
That's Nasty...
jvanevery 19
the raise your hand if this makes you uncomfortable rule is really common in 12-step sex programs then you have a choice if is just storytelling you can make him stop it this is a real issue for him you can gather enough information to help
Szaszaspasz 26
Those marshmallows would have to be really well squished. However, I did find out that large marshmallows bounce really well off water. When we were kids, my brother was firing them at me and I was swimming.
tasteelingus 1
Something something, chubby bunny?
alex_jaguara 33
What the actual ****!?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why no, I didn't know that. But thanks for the insight!
8djht8 19
that's nothing traffic cone is common so imagine two arms a leg
eternalxoctober 10
I think its cool as hell of you to be so supportive and willing to listen even if its something so off the wall. definitely a good friend!
Johnthemonkey123 2
I would get along with your friend very well. You should hook us up