NSFW: Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything....

faily_tales 11 July 2016, 00:37 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML

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faily_tales 16

11 July 2016, 22:24

OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?

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Welshite 40

11 July 2016, 15:56

And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."

RememberSchlitz 9

11 July 2016, 15:58

I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.

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toristewart 4

11 July 2016, 20:19

thats actually quite impressive ?

Unenunciable 14

11 July 2016, 20:43

Something tells me he's going to have a really hard time finding someone who's cool with that level of putting food in your butt.

nykkiyo16 13

11 July 2016, 20:43

I did not know! Thank you for sharing, I'm sure I will eventually need this knowledge.

thatguy3812 25

11 July 2016, 21:01

now the next time I'm walking down the street late at night and hear a hobo ask this question ask this question quietly to themselves, I can calmly and confidently answer them