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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By gooddriver - 15/10/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML

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Futt_Buck 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:46

Hire him!

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:50

Soooooo... Is he gonna represent you?

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Andyangels27 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 11:08

wow there are only a few attorneys in the world what are the odds and what he's like a tax lawyer he could have absolutely no idea about traffic law

My2864 1

Thursday 13 May 2010 0:41

fyl for living in america where accidents wont be forgiven americans sue over the smallest shit i mean you have insurence why F someones whole life by sueing?

kimmyN 5

Tuesday 26 June 2012 1:17

Look on the bright side... At least it wasn't YOUR attorney!

RocketmanWelbz 17

Monday 20 October 2014 8:32

Oh no!

StarkWolf_fml 23

Sunday 23 August 2015 10:19

dude you're ******

Dr_Awesome654 24

Monday 4 July 2016 7:00

You know it looks bad for somebody to just be their own attorney...

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