By MaKaDa - 23/09/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML
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zrhcrx 0

report him...that behavior sounds suspicious

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drawne 0

I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...

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plexico 3

Another possibility is that the coach is protecting you from embarrassment because the answer to the question of whether you are in shape is a big, fat NO.

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bubblybrooke 12

wow that's creepy. is he allowed to do that? male or female? which half?

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ry274 0

After looking at your profile and finding our you are in fact a girl this is a YDI for just now thinking this was a little creepy. You probably should have said something within the first second this happened the very first time. Spare yourself avoidable sexual harassment

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The_Pleb 0

toxico and plexico have some kind of weird ass internet relationship goin on

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plexico 3

You're just discovering that now? Do you want a cookie?

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Intoxicunt 5

I giggled. Yeah, basically what plexico said. Furthermore, great minds think alike, blah blah blah. You should see the other relationships I have with people on here. I've adopted one user. :)

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

really?? wow intoxicunt i'd like to hear how that adoption came about

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Intoxicunt 5

I don't even remember. It would take hours of hunting to find the comments. I didn't literally adopt her, I just call her my kid now. plexi is my future baby-daddy, I have several lovers (sorry, plex, I have problems staying faithful), and now a kid. :)

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plexico 3

Oh, how could you, Toxi, I don't even cheat on you with my wife! I guess I shouldn't be so possessive. Once you knock out a bunch of mini-plexes with me (a multi-plex?), you can do whatever you want with your body.

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Intoxicunt 5

plexi: Hahaha. I'm sorry. It's just that you're not here, so these other people are the next best thing. What if YOU are what I want to do with my body?

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plexico 3

Well, then that is you exercising your free will . . . delightfully.

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anything_els 0

multiplex,clever.

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plexico 3

And why am I surprised, The_Pleb? Go chug some Milk of Magnesia and try to take a dump, you dusty, old fart!

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xyz22 0

coaches can tell VERY easily whether you're in shape or not just by watching you play... id say 'you should have known' except that it's more likely a case of 'obvious troll is obvious'

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bubbarific 0

mayB he justs want to make sure ur in great physical shape jk just playin devil's advocate, hes definitely checking u out

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