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By MaKaDa - 23/09/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By hayleyalexis422 - 30/01/2017 16:04 - France - Paris

Today, my trainer thought it would be funny to do some reverse role play. I have to work with him every day. FML

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Are you colourblind?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Smells like team spirit

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss decided to start a sport challenge where we should set a training goal and report about achieving it. Okay, I go to the gym a few days a week, but I'm really not interested in this collective motivation crap. Later, our boss hinted that if I don't take part, I may get fired for breaking the team spirit. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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zrhcrx 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:43

report him...that behavior sounds suspicious

drawne 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:49

I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...

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afulks78 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:15

Ew

YeaSo3 14

Monday 14 November 2011 8:11

its not his place or in his job description to do that anyway. the trainer mayb...and your DUMB & your teammates to let him...he better buy a damn bmi chart!

deviant96 2

Friday 18 November 2011 0:42

Its penn state all over again... Report him.

deviant96 2

Friday 18 November 2011 0:44

He deserves it for poor grammar? Really?

skyeyez9 24

Friday 30 December 2011 0:59

You don't need to strip a kid to make sure he is "in shape." Just by watching the kid play (for example) football, the coach can tell if he is fit. Half naked body inspections, sounds like pedo bear is the coach.

germasian96 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:04

im a highschool wrestler, and we also have to go through body checks. i dont find that part weird, but the blinds are kinda creepy 0.o

rachilio 26

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:41

??????????????????????

Michaelsmith1502 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:33

Is his name Jerry Sandusky?

8KAGE8 8

Wednesday 11 July 2012 3:02

Shouldn't that be good?

ryanator008 23

Monday 19 November 2012 22:29

Yeah, it disturbs me that this is an FML.

DusktheKat 12

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:02

Which half... and are you a guy or a girl?

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Today, and every time I try to talk to my mother about being a lesbian, she just says in the most condescending way, "Oh no you're not sweetie, it’s just a phase." The "phase" has lasted 17 years, including marrying my wife and adopting twin sons, but sure, it’s “just a phase.” FML

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Today, my friend borrowed my car and decided to get pulled over after a high speed chase. My car got towed in a town over 100 miles away. Choose your friends wisely. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML

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Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

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Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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Today, marks my third day of school being closed due to snow. One, and only one, of the teachers has decided that we have to do work online in the meantime. I just so happen to be in three of his classes. FML

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