Tim
United States
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Big_gulps_huh
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Shy guy
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Female
Montebello, United States
Today, I was excited to finally get an interview after being unemployed since getting out of the military nearly a year ago. Turns out, they weren't even interested in hiring me. They'd just never met a female Marine before. FML
carboat
United States
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Anonymous
Davis, United States
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML
Anonymous
Frying pan, meet fire
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Fitz
United States
Benefits
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
S3R1AL K1LL3R X
United States
Smooth brainrot
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
saywhat
United States
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Jaxter
United States
Catch!
Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML
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dc4 12
Awww, that's cute :P
FreakinChaps 0
Girls aren't THAT scary...
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hax4cash 0
Nothing scarier than a black or Arabian guy holding a gun I think Ure fine with chicks bro
Tracker9587 0
Come on Devil, the shit we go through and every thing we do on libo and not ONE battle buddie has helped, I say you got a platoon of blue falcons bro.
LilSis013 0
Awww you poor thing; don't worry I am afraid of talking to guys
limpy44 5
Don't blame ya. I'm the same way. Nothing is scarier than a woman.... Except for a woman's wrath
Opium_Production 5
You just got to go out an hit the towns with your buddies. I was like that when first got out of boot camp. I couldn't talk to girls without forgetting what I was sayin lol. Oorah
army_brat_mn 0
Ohhhhhh that is adorable and sad at the same time... Keep your head down and Kevlar on!!!
TheHoboWerewolf 0
Thank you for your service and your dedication to our country Sir. And if it's a no that you're afraid of don't sweat it! It's just, done and on to the next one!
TheHoboWerewolf 0
Is it me, or does anyone else think that 312 should go **** himself?
ogle5431 1
I'd be afraid too if I had to admit I was a marine. GO NAVY!
suicidaltaco9 0
Marines are better than standard navy.
KzlovesYewx101 5
Awe that's so cute