Miscellaneous: Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't... - FML

By loneliness - 30/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I’ve dreamt of going back to high school so many times, every morning I wake up thinking I finished it twice and still have all my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 15:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my brain is all messed up, and my stomach is churning at the thought of going to school, which starts from tomorrow. I was never like this before the lockdown at least. I liked going to school; now I despise it. My social life is now shit, and I have no idea if my mental health is alright. FML

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Life is boring

By jay1998 - 24/02/2022 05:00 - Sudan

Today, I miss what it’s like to be in college. I didn’t know life after graduation was so empty. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By Igballoon2 - 23/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML

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What am I doing here?

By Anonymous - 13/06/2022 04:00

Today, I had to write an essay for school explaining what motivates me to study. The more I tried to write it, the more I realized I've been wasting my time going back to school, and I never really wanted it. FML

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Beware what you wish for

By germified - 08/09/2021 17:01

Today, my kids and I have been ecstatic about them being back in school. After a year on Zoom, they couldn’t wait to get back into the classroom because every day they bring home something new and interesting. This time, they brought home a cold so bad it’s knocked me flat on my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2010 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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I'm down

By I made it...at what cost - 28/05/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, and since I graduated, I've realized how truly lonely I am. I haven't seen my one best friend in almost a year and I only leave the house to go to work. Not to mention I no longer enjoy things I used to love doing, making me even more sad and bored. Social anxiety and depression will do that to you. FML

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jrhsu 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 12:18

I know right!!! me too

perdix 29

Thursday 30 December 2010 12:44

Why not go outside? You'll still be alone all day. I can help you change location, but I cannot change time not can I keep you from being unbearable to be with. Go to school where the teachers are paid to be there with you, and your classmates are forced against their will to go.

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sam_stalker 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 21:07

same here :( I have a life and friends and a boyfriend, I just don't live near any of them and I can't drive yet

lynnsey_love13 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 21:15

you guys are asses

airsplat 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 21:26

welcome to my life... cept instead of school i work two jobs... maybe thats why im always alone lol

freenuggets 0

Friday 31 December 2010 0:26

lmfao me 2 but i also smoke weed while im in there :P

OhShuttup 0

Friday 31 December 2010 11:25

you're so cool.

xleanne_aLly 23

Monday 27 June 2011 19:48

damn straight

Melisalsa 4

Friday 31 December 2010 1:29

Amen. I feel the same.

i_live_laugh_lov 0

Friday 31 December 2010 2:58

it is okay, me too.

XxSecrets29xX 0

Friday 31 December 2010 3:42

But when you go to school you'll regret wishing to be there.

maryamd 3

Friday 31 December 2010 3:43

I have so many freakin friends but I only hang out with a couple of them and the ones I hang with are being boring if u have friends at school just start talkin to em about hangin out or see if they wanna hang with u that's what i'm gonne do

sailboats 0

Friday 31 December 2010 5:35

couldn't have said it better myself . .

Rainbowjumper0 12

Friday 31 December 2010 6:04

Lol no biggie OP just chill with your friends, do some volunteer work? Don't you have any hobbies?

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