Transportation: Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow...

By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30

Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML

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By Jfly25 - 23/01/2018 01:30

Today, while on my way to work, I had a tire blowout. I got the car towed and borrowed my mom’s so that I could still get to work. Her car seized and died on the expressway ramp. It’s not in any tow truck’s jurisdiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:17

A tow truck towing another tow truck? Towception

itsalanis 25

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:15

ironic, isnt it?

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saraheve1188 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:20

Oh, the irony and awkwardness.

iAintEvenMad 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:42

Irony is a bitch.

SuperSukh 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:45

ydi beyond words.

MinisterOfTheDog 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:01

Yo dawg, we heard you like tow trucks, so we put a tow truck in yo tow truck so you can fail while you fail.

mod3rator 2

Sunday 25 November 2012 18:39

Or you can tow while you tow /: the original comment made me lol so hard! XD

mightymart 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:27

haha coordoneeate mal chaussate!

roastbeef34 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:38

yo dawg I hear you like tow trucks. so I got you a tow truck so you can tow truck while you tow truck and tow while you tow

mightymart 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:46

what are you, 10? please shut up

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:55

Please speak english genius

MaloPero 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:01

in a few months,apply for driving snowplow, and write a fml about stucking in snow :)

CaliGali 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:49

I would like to see a tow truck being towed...

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:22

Irony's a bitch...

Ace021 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:47

Such irony

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