Transportation: Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow...

By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

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By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:17

A tow truck towing another tow truck? Towception

itsalanis 25

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:15

ironic, isnt it?

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carinthian 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:22

Now he can tow while he tows - genius.

SeedlessMe 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:27

Okay, seriously, why does he need a tow truck?! Can't that other guy just bring him a gas can? wtf.....

skanky 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:18

I was thinking the same thing!

Fsqu4red 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:35

I've always wanted to see a tow truck towing another tow truck

Wythstyles 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:49

i call bs on this one

wheel4deal 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:00

that's not ironic at all.

awsm44 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:02

wouldn't it be easier to just have someone bring gas?

TheBigWaffle 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:10

truckception?

the_easter_bunny 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:35

Meh. Happens to everyone.

band_geek 18

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:39

Hence why you check to see if you have enough gas instead of being completely oblivious to how much gas you have left like a new driver.

Chrissy44 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:46

why didn't you have someone bring you gas?

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