Love: Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter,...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

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By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Wolverine Morningstar - 02/01/2023 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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By Lisa - 23/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Tupelo

Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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Vekzzza 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:44

You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

CrewBoy 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:45

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

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CrookedCook 14

Thursday 25 October 2012 5:17

I say **** the husbands life for being married to a cheater and being reminded of it so rudely on his anniversary.

fashion1989 1

Thursday 25 October 2012 5:59

Awesome!!! I would have done the same thing!!!!!!

jmad109 3

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:02

This ones on you OP

rightspark 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:07

No wonder you were bitter she cheated on you with you lol

Mynameislinh 24

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:07

Why the hell would you say that even if you're jealous? She's a cheater, so she kind of deserved it. YDI and FYL. BUT, mostly F her husband's life.

melissasquires 9

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:20

Lol.. Time to move on.. But it's time for her to get respect for the marriage she was in but yet she cheated on him with you.

Cal45 1

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:29

Bitter after 5 years? We've all had bad break-ups man, but it's time to move on and get over it after half a decade.

Kuramasan_fml 12

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:30

Actually pretty good revenge since now her husband knows she's a cheater.

wuki 4

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:34

Why were you restrained?

iwadasn 32

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:42

YDI for dating a married woman in the first place.

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