Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
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Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I forgot my library book on a bench then I got on a bus, so I got off at the next stop and walked back to get it. I arrived just in time to see some guy pick it up and hop on another bus. So now I'm not on the bus I needed, and I have to pay for the book. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money or mobile, I started to panic about the exam I had, and ran the 3.5 miles to get to there. When I staggered up to the building only 20 minutes after the exam started, the university staff wouldn't let me sit it as I couldn't prove my identity. FML
Today, I had to take the train from my hometown to my university for a very important meeting concerning my foreign exchange program. When I finally arrived, I noticed a Post-it on the door: "Meeting cancelled, sick". I basically made a 9-hour day-trip for a half-an-hour walk. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
You forgot pretty much everything you need. Did you leave naked aswell? Is that the other part of the FML you decided to omit? Yes, I'm patronising you.
Dydy_fml 0
..........Awww THAT REALLY SUCKS MAN!!! it did happen to me once .. so i went home and wrote to my teacher via mail what happened. she understood c= may be u shud be honest and tell the truth !
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Comments (72)
BlueTwist89 0
Wow. FYL and YDI. FYL for running 5 miles and then realizing you forgot your pass. But ultimately, it's your fault that you left your pass and homework at home :(. We all have to claim responsibility for our actions.
mura_fml 0
Since it sounds like you go to SFU I'm going to say YDI.
mollyloves 0
Oh no you di'nt. SFU > UBC
totally_random 0
i agree, SFU > UBC lots!
meunknown101 0
I don't know if you exaggerated 5 miles but you must be an athlete to run 5 miles, seriously, it's hard to even walk 5 miles... And no, I'm not overweighted or anything near but seriously, it's even hard to even run 1 mile!
EveryDayJackAss 0
i wouldn't be surprised if there's gonna be another massacre seeing something like this happened
0hSnaps 0
Why are you running miles in Canada?
purplepickle 0
good for you, you can run five miles, unlike many people who spend more time on FML than they do exercising.
Sgt_Minty 0
UBC?
attaboy368 20
Go back to bed and start fresh tomorrow......its a wasted day anyway
FireIceMadness 6
Ouch :/ I've done that