Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Top comments
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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Comments (99)
stoych 19
I think the phrase 'you dodged a bullet there' feels appropriate here. I'm sorry you had such a horrible experience but please remember that not all girls are such ungrateful bitches.
Michael903 18
Not a bullet. a cruise missile.
stoych 19
I stand corrected with your very valid point Sir.
ravenevercross 19
Not all....just most.
shy_and_bubbly 6
At least her true colors showed hope you find someone else :)
olpally 33
She's lucky she even got a ring, let alone proposed too. What a ****.
zombiekitten87 12
Well, you can get a ring resized, but you can't change a bitch.
redwaygirl 5
She sounds like a bitch!
limitedition 25
Go give your jeweler a hug and that ungrateful girl a boot to the curb.
jayray313 21
On the next episode of Bridezillas....
BriCx 8
And here I thought that crap was finally ending.
Enslaved 38
Not always but a lot of the time your ring size is your shoe size. (:
ksks1234 33
Hmm...I did not know that. You need a rainbow, theme music, and "the more you know" to flash above your head. :)
starile 20
D: what about us long, skinny people who need clown feet just to support our lanky frame? My shoe size is a 9-10 but my ring size is 6 :( Guess I'll never get married!
Enslaved 38
This is why I first wrote "not always". Not everyone will fit this mold. I do (both 6) and serval of my friends do. Both my parents are jewelers so it was just a guideline they told me about long ago. There's an exception to everything. (:
QueenSaru 28
Now I feel all lopsided. XD My shoes are a 9/10 depending on the style and my ring size is 5 & 3/4.
softviking 12
Seriously? What kin of shoe sizes do you have, mine is 39?
QueenSaru 28
I think the numbers vary depending on country. Europe goes from about 32-49 for adults whereas US/Canada is 1-13ish. I think because the sizing is based on different calculations depending on the country.
BriCx 8
I think my ring size is 8.5 and my shoes size is usually either that or a 9, so that makes sense.
ZeeroKamarrii 18
Not necessarily. I'm a UK size 6 1/2 in shoes, but my ring size is a 5-5 1/2..
Wizardo 34
Well imagine what married life would be like with her, no offence but hearing "you can't even fold clothes properly!" or "leave the toilet seat down!" or "finish me off properly!" every damn time would drive a man insane. Blessing in disguise?
UnluckyLolfire 15
If she is going to turn you down over something so little, then you must have dodged a bullet.