Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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Comments (346)
quobae001 3
Lmmfaooooo
jellybeanjay 4
You need a new girlfriend
katykoolcat 13
Start of your new life and shes already hiding things from you? I know it'll upset you but please run away now!!
mythicaltimes 15
Doesn't sound like a keeper.
oddball1972 10
Get out now
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I absolutely hate materialistic people. Period. This is just a sign of things to come and you will end up being miserable and feeling inadequate all the time. I would tell her you need to take the ring to a jeweler in order to get her one that is more fitting a girl of her quality. After she gives it to you, just walk away and leave her ungrateful ass to herself. You can move on to a girl that deserves you and she can move on to make some other guy miserable.
kalbrek009 20
Damn, she seems quite shallow. It shouldn't matter if it's a $10 ring or a $10,000 ring...a proposal of marriage is a serious & wondrous event....I'd play it off as a joke (only if you're planning on dumping her) saying..."jk, I wanted to see if you cared more about possessions & $, or me....I didn't really want to marry a shallow gold digger like you, I'm saving up for a decent ring to give to a woman who truly loves me & wouldn't care if I gave her an onion ring instead of a real one"...if you say it, be prepared to see just how shallow (she really is) & how angry hell on earth can be...otherwise, you can just settle for someone who thinks "nothing you do will ever live up to HER expectations/desires" & live a miserable life with a gal who'll probably cheat on you with other men just to get possessions (like my ex did)...or maybe you'll just luck out & she'll come to her senses & drop the immaturity/greed & just love you for you.
mobiggity 6
You deserve better. Dump her ungrateful ass while you can!!
scoutforlillies 5
Yea go ahead and leave her.
peacejunior 12
A friend of mine asked her man to change the ring. She would be wearing it daily guys. I know she is not materialistic for sure. And she love him like crazy. It was really un ugly ring. Her BF was disappointed because he spent long time choosing it.
actuallyscottish 2
Difference is here that she kindly explained it to her fiance, didn't lie and then bitch in secret on facebook.