Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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Comments (346)
meow_its_kat 6
dont marry the materialistic bitch
fantasyworld 39
She should be glad that she got a ring.
annabelle1710 11
At least she tried not too hurt you by hiding the post and playing it off as a joke.
wayytoonaive25 8
Dump her
ZiaBerry 20
I'd be happy if my boyfriend proposed with a ring pop in the mean time.
swordyx 5
I think what's worse is that you're stuck w the thought that maybe she isn't the one for you.
BearGerhart 8
That's horrible. I mean, I've talked about what sorts of styles, shapes, sizes I'd like (nothing expensive, just my preferences) with my bf, but only because he hasn't GOT the ring yet. When he gets down on one knee, I could honestly care less what's in the box. The only reason I'd take it to the jewelers is for resizing.
WolfyODonDon 14
Man that would suck.
lucasjames22 8
omg. I hope you don't marry her. she sounds just awful.
Reddthornhill 8
ditch the materialistic bitch