Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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hedurr 4
Hmm...what sort of ring did you get her? Lol Or Why are you marrying someone so rude?
xxxkassixxx 8
Shallow as a kiddy pool
harmtouch16 11
Here's what you do. Tell her she's absolutely right. The ring is horrible. You didn't spend enough. You don't know what you were thinking. Tell her you want to return it and buy something better. She'll give you the ring and cry about how happy she is to get a better ring. Blah blah. The next day take the ring to the store and get your money back. Use the money to buy a different car, and put a deposit down on a new place in a different town. Leave her a voicemail while driving your car, "Hey babe, just calling to say I want to get together later toni-AHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Next, steal a dead body. Then, find a cliff and put your old car in neutral and push it off. Lay low for a week, then hire movers to get all your crap. (This will only work if you don't live with her, obviously. If you do live with her, just leave your shit bro...) Start a new life. Be happy. In all seriousness dude...run. I would never hide anything from my husband on Facebook, little or big, and I would never be so disrespectful as to publicly complain like a bratty wench.
melonsmasher11 7
She's obviously not the girl you should be proposing to...
rjberger1853 8
At least she said yes.
KayleeFrye 39
Dump her, dump her, dump her. She sounds selfish and shallow. Not to mention spoiled. Do you want to spend the rest of your life breaking your back to earn enough money to but her pretty things? Things that she'll bitch about behind your back? Dump her and find a woman who really loves you. If she really loved you, marrying you would be enough and the ring wouldn't matter.
xOhItsMarleyy 9
How bout you propose to her sister or something and let her joke about that .
Bugga_Star 3
I see a breakup in the future! She sounds rude and you could do better. If you two are "in love" the ring you bought her could have been made out of paper and she would have been grateful.
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
Run. Now. Seriously.
ladybuglet 22
Dumb ass. She needs to be taught a lesson.