Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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kennie999 5
if you still love her and want to be with her make her feel like complete shit what she's done that way she can value you the way you value her
pooldude 24
Well aren't you a lucky guy!
TvSmith 8
All these girls sit up here and think that it's all about the ring and how expensive it is and they forget they're not the one who's buying the ring, the guy is! And not all guys are cheap, they're simply staying in their budget so that they don't go broke after the wedding and honeymoon, you have to remember that costs lots of money too, especially since you want that to be special! But shouldn't being with the guy you love, all that matters? If he took that step forward to even think about spending the rest of his life with you and nobody else, then that should be very damn special and something to be proud about, because he thought of you before himself!
xxLannie 10
Leave while you still can!
cynical78 15
Run. Now. Fast!
shortandproud13 14
That'd be the end of that. There are low maintenance, non materialistic ladies out there. I don't get what the draw towards the others is about.
porkramenx 5
And you wanna marry her? Good call bro. Your gonna be really happy....not.
jayellef 3
Dumb her, she sounds horrible. And honestly she seems like she'll be this way about everything. A ring, where you live, if you guys have kids it will get worse. You're better off without her.
empbob 20
I think you should ask for the ring back, maybe tell her your going to get a better one, then not come back, when she asks where you went, tell her you went looking for a better fiancée, not a better ring...
splitintwo 6
Wow. Why don't you tell her you want a long engagement and watch for some more bullshit. If she can't get over the ******* ring to be excited about a proposal shes not ready for marraige