Intimacy: Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night...

By enderw - 16/06/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

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By Jayanka - 03/05/2018 05:00

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By embarrassedmom - 31/08/2013 23:48 - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 22:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML

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Boozed up

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 21:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my coworker and I were waiting outside the bar to pick up my dad. When he got in the car, my VERY drunk dad, instead of greeting us, looked my coworker dead in the eye and asked, “Are you fucking my daughter?” FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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randomdude1234 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

A lot of cops are idiots. Not saying that there aren't good ones but a lot of them are idiots.

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

WTF? Or maybe the cop just has a dirty mind XD

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sayaandtenshi 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:28

I'm sorry that happened to you. I'd be pretty pissed at the cop (considering I'm around her age) for thinking I look like a ho.

mrsbickhart 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:43

OMG. I would have punched that cop out. Thats so rude and unprofessional it's not even funny.. you should have got his badge number!

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 22:01

This doesn't mean the poor girl was dressed badly, how rude of you all to assume that! I've been mistaken for my dad's girlfriend before and you don't get much more modestly dressed than me. It's just one of those things that happens sometimes.

ohhdamn 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 0:16

It is good to know!

genki008 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 1:33

ditto #87 this was a commerical on TV

EmilyLovesYou 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:03

pigs are stupid. don't pay attention.

Buneary 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:06

Ughh. That would be awful. But even worse are all the comments saying that it's her fault for being 'dressed like a ho'.

yalldeservedit 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:09

It is horrible, but better having dumb cops be overprotective than having dumb cops assume that slutty-looking people entering cars are just being driven home by their parents. :/ Sorry to assume your daughter looks like a ****, but I guess i'm just going along with the other comments and the end of your anecdote... >->

testing_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:57

Fakey F fakerson! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dgRTmx9wAg Nuff said.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 12 December 2011 0:59

Yes, because something like that would NEVER happen to anyone n the states. (sarcasm)i

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